I’ve been sitting on a little gem for years now and I think it’s time to pursue it. If I can get enough traction with this article, I’ll become somewhat of a household name. Not exactly the kind of author I hoped to become, but it’s a once in a lifetime chance at something truly notable. Everyone wants to leave their mark, right? Give me a couple months. If all goes well, you’ll hear about it.
Well, I submitted my first pitch to Cracked. Sticking to the traditional list format and decided to start with “6 Children’s Activities That Teach Survival Skills”. I’ve got a few more that I’m flushing out, so I’m not worried if this one doesn’t make the cut.